For Sale

One blond haired, blue eyed, opinionated, loud and obnoxiously cute three year old girl. Seeking loving and extremely patient parents...that's right, there must be two, she'd kill just one. Her name is Avery Loree but she also goes by Princess Jasmine, Cinderella, Wendy Moira Angela Darling, Violet, Ariel and very occasionally Peter Pan. Be careful what you call her, she answers only to one name. She'll announce it early in the day so pay close attention.

Her boyfriend's name is Everett. She might marry him, or they might just be roommates. It depends on the day of the week that you ask. Nevermind that she hasn't seen the poorly fated Everett in probably three months.

She is not open to living in Canada anymore. Her residence of choice is Belize. Specifically San Pedro on Ambergris Caye. She wants a swimming pool. She wants to wear only Pretty Dresses and preferably without "sockpants" hence the warm choice of locale. She wants to wear only pretty shoes and flipflops.

She wants to have her hair done by a stylist and nails done by a manicurist. She wants to wear makeup, or lipstick at the very least.

She sings. Well actually. In tune and with lovely pitch. All different types of music but in keeping with the Disney Theme, she prefers songs from the Little Mermaid. " I wanna be where the people are, I wanna see them dancing, walking around on those....what do you call them?.....feet." Oh and she screams. Don't make her mad.

She hates loud noises and early bedtimes. She's only moderately fond of vegetables, she'd prefer to live on chocolate and the recently discovered Cheezies.

She is cuddly. Lives on a diet filled with hugs and kisses which she says she stores in the bank, but insists frequently "the bank is empty". She makes friends easily and can be fiercely loyal.

She is the baby I planned, the baby I wanted before she was even conceived. And she is the child who challenges me the most, but I wouldn't change it. Guess she's not for sale after all.